
“They are a real flag of a sexual interest in children. Hazel Stewart, NCA senior investigating officer said: “The importation of child sex dolls is a relatively new phenomenon but time and again importers are also guilty of associated offending against children as with Hopkins. The NCA says that ordering the doll was a 'real flag' or sexual interest in children and they went to Hopkins' home in Plymouth where they found hundreds of the worst level of child and animal sex abuse images.īrian Hopkins ordered the doll from Hong Kong, Plymouth Crown Court was told. Sadly, Wanda, we're pretty sure you're right.ĭo you like reading? Do you like charity? Do you like people who write for Cracked? Well this is a book for you! The Four Humors: A Collection will melt your face.įor ways to ruin your children, check out 8 Insane Ways Parents Are Politically Brainwashing Children and 15 Unintentionally Perverted Toys for Children.The National Crime Agency has released this picture of the 'anatomically correct' child sex doll which had been ordered from Hong Kong by a Devon man.īrian Hopkins, 40, ordered the 3ft 9in, flat-chested doll - but Border Force officers at Stansted Airport seized it last October before it was delivered. Wanda Stawczyk, owner of Wanda's European Skin Care in New York, is quoted as saying, "In 10 years, waxing children will be like taking them to the dentist or putting braces on their teeth." Boom! Your girl will have a permanent porn-star wax job at a fraction of the cost! That's great news because, as an oft-passed around quote in the Brazilian waxing community says, " If you want to sell the house, you have to mow the lawn." The theory is that if you start having this done before puberty, it will remove all of the hair roots and the pubic hair will never grow in.

It's called "virgin waxing," and you're supposed to start at age 8.

"No, I thought you were taking her to get waxed!" But now you'll feel like a fool, because you were supposed to be taking her to get bikini waxes all this time.
